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The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
-- Will Roge...
The bigger the theory the better.
The biggest difference between time and space is that you can't reuse time. -- Merrick Fu
The birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it is time for Miss Manners to tell young lovers to stop necking in public.
It's not that Miss Manners is immune to romance. Miss Manners has bee...
The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
The bogosity meter just pegged.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Developme
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo....
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

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