Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.
D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian ....
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds.
-- J. Finnegan, USC....
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future. -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" -- Foghorn Legho
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them. -- Dorothy Parke
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.

< previous

9886