Miscellaneous Collections

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Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself out of the market.
Taxes, n.: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley...
Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me us. -- Ogden Nash...
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing. -- R. Gei
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer....

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