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I quite agree with you," said the Duche
I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. -- Will Roge...
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die Had he but known such _a-squared cos 2(phi)!...
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." -- Graffito in Los Angele
I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .
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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...

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