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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy...
I think it is true for all _n. I was just playing it safe with _n >= 3 because I couldn't remember the proof.
-- Baker, Pure Math 351a...
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash...
I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree.
But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn....
I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is.
You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of colo...
I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
.. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
I thought you were trying to get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

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