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I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent." -- Ashleigh Brillia
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad...
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hu
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!" -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use.
Back then, there were no ...
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob." -- William F. Buckley

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