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Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water cooler.
Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
Excellent day to have a rotten day.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham...
Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard...
Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
Expense Accounts, n.: Corporate food stamps.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -- Olivie
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