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Elevators smell different to midge
Emerson's Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it....
Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door.
Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endle
., see Endless Loop. -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary...
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
-- Jerome Lettvi...
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Equal bytes for women.
Error in operator: add bee
Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten und wimmelten in Wabe
Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben....

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