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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody Alle
Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars came up with derivations that were hard for the public to believe.
The term "etymology" was formed from the Latin "etus" ("eaten"), the root "mal" ("b...
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow...
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Roge
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi
Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are.
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh.
That's why they were called "wise men....
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.

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