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Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenso
Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.
Many people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from....
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
-- Bellamy Brook...
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Ehrman's Commentary: (1) Things will get worse before they get better.
(2) Who said things would get better?...
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees. -- Ronald Reagan, famous movie sta
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for? All the lonely...
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in m...
Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.

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