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Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Bore, n.: A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary. -- Walter Winchell
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble....
Boss, n.
Boston State House is the hub of the Solar System. You couldn't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crowbar.
-- O. W. Holme...
Boston, n.: Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for finishing second in the Irish jig competition.
Boy, life takes a long time to live -- Steven Wrigh
Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
-- James Thurbe...

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