Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean.
He knows he doesn't know what he's doing, so he does it carefully and with great restraint....
An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!
Sir Geoffrey responded...
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A. P. Herbe
An excellence-oriented '80s male does not wear a regular watch.
An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

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