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• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
• A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinne...
• A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red...
• A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable.
  -- Samuel Cleme...
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• So live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell.
• You know you don't look too well when you go to your 35 High School Reunion Party and someone in the class asks you "Tell me, was it your sister who died?