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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
A public debt is a kind of anchor in the storm; but if the anchor be too heavy for the vessel, she will be sunk by that very weight which was intended for her preservation.
-- Colto...
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in" may be blown in.
This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no...
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
-- Steel City New...
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.
A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer scientists.
Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added ...
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss each other without first wiping their lips with carbolized rosewater.

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