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• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
• 12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4) 2 ---------------------- + 5(11) = 9 + 0 7 A doze
  a gross and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!...
• 12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^1/2)) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 A Doze
  a Gross and a Score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, equals nine squared and not a bit more....
• Twice five syllables Plus seven can't say much but That's Haiku for you.
• Peter's Theorem Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
• When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
• When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- S. Johnso
• imes-or-divided-by quant. [by analogy with `plus-or-minus'] Term occasionally used when describing the uncertainty associated with a scheduling estimate
  for either humorous or brutally honest effect. For a software project, the scheduling uncertainty factor is usually at least 2....
• Those who think that two plus two equals four have not recently been to a real lumberyard and tried to purchase a two by four.