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You too can wear a nose mitten.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.
You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff.
If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. -- Groucho Marx...
You'll never be the man your mother was!
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