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You're at the end of the road again.
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae We
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." -- Gary Gidde
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.
Your fault: core dumped
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