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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller....
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10^12 to 1.
-- Ernest Rutherford...
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
-- Henrick Ibso...
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact ma...
You should tip the waiter $10, minus $2 if he tells you his name, another $
2 if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and another $...
You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....

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