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• You'll never be the man your mother was!
• You'll never be the man your mother was!
• Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
  -- Sydney Biddle Barrow...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
• I'm the person your mother warned you about.
• The BBS your mother warned you about.
• You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.