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You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
-- Jim I...
You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82...
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
You may be recognized soon. Hide.

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