Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdic...
You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J. D. Salinge
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).
More-- This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More-- You are permanently confused....
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.
You have junk mail.
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.

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