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Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Peanut Blossoms 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp.
vanilla 4 cups shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp....
Pecor's Health-Food Principle: Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
Pedaeration, n.: The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82...
People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense." -- Ken Kesey
People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
-- Howard Simons, "The Washington Po...

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