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Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Pascal is not a high-level language." -- Steven Feine
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. -- Eric Hoffe
Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.
Paul Revere was a tattle-tale
Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

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