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If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
Now you'll be be expe...
If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
-- "Graffiti in the Big Te...
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything." -- A. L.
If you want divine justice, die. -- Nick Seldo
If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.
It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft....
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
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If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngma...
If you're happy, you're successful.

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