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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultie
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way.
This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining....
Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa
Immortality -- a fate worse than death. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
Impartial, adj.: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
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Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
Impossible, adj.: (1) I wouldn't like it and when it happens I won't approve
(2) I can't be bothered; (3) God can't be bothered....
In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.
In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

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