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If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The ...
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory. -- Benjamin Disraeli
If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe?
If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all. -- Ronald Reaga
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave.
-- Lewis Carrol, "Through th...
Iles's Law: There is always an easier way to do it.
When looking directly at the easy way, especially for long periods, you will not see it....
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.

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