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If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
If you have to hate, hate gently
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A. J. Liebling...
If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summe
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Bu...
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
but if you really make them think they'll hate you....
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -- Maslow
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.

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