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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twai...
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice.
If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup....
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard...
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Earl Wilso...
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe...
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
-- Richard M. Nixo...
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
-- Richard Nixo...

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