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In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks) are to be treated as variables.
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
-- Stuart Keate...
In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own at least two cows before he can wear cowboy boots in public.
In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.
In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride in any motor vehicle.
In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable.
-- Winston Curchill, of Montgomery...
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

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