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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S Truma
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours. -- Clarence Day
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsi...
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