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• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
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• Calculon: An Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rats' nest called television once and for all.
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  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
  Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go near Moe....
• Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed! Bart: Yeah right, bread.
  You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed!...
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.