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H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude....
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach.
Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate....
H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you.
Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB)....
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god Ra! Ra! Ra!
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Fi...
Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumb...

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