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He who Laughs, Lasts.
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces ...
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there .
.. with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter....
He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ...
HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains....
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx...
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx...
Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own.
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Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

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