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Hatred, n.: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Have an adequate day.
Have people realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to defuse project tensions?
When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?...
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?
Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs....
Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long.
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?
Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who...
He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directio
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith...

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