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Hall's Laws of Politics: (1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.
(2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed....
Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. -- Ogden Nash
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
-- Oscar Leva...
Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender.
You stand convicted of sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want....

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