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• God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice
  hen he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. MARK TWAIN...
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Innocents Abroad...
• I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather.
  I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it....
• God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. -- Jewish Proverb