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• God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay.
  The VAX is down and won't be up, Until the first of May....
• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....
• Quote #159 The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this, "What is the use of climbing Mount Everest?
  and my answer must at once be, "It is no use." There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever....
• Only a few industrious Scots perhaps, who indeed are dispersed over the face of the whole earth.
  But as for them, there are no greater friends to Englishmen and England, when they are out on 't, in the world, than they are....
• Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved.
  (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum is high, Our ball bearings are perfectly round....
• Oh joy! Oh rapture!
• You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort.
• We've gone too far now, we can never go back!
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....