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Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading.
Debug only code. -- Dave Store...
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -- Mark Twai...
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

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