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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Disc space -- the final frontier!
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Distinctive, adj.: A different color or shape than our competitors.
Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any damage inflicted on the vehicle.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
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