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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them....
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Double Bucky (Sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie") Double bucky, you're the one!
You make my keyboard lots of fun Double bucky, an additional bit or two...
Double-Blind Experiment, n.: An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.
Often accompanied by a belief in the tooth fairy....
Down with categorical imperative!
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

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