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Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))...
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes.
-- Donald Kaul...
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Do you have lysdexia?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong!
It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before....
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...

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