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DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate you...
DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
Did I say 2? I lied.
Did you know ... That no-one ever reads these things?
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot that shot down the Korean jet?
At one point he definitely states: "Natasha!...
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore's dying word...
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....

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