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• Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
  -- Fred Alle...
• A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
• A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
  -- Fred Alle...
• Quote #598 A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
  -- Fred Alle...
• Nothing that group nudity and a can of Crisco won't cure.
• Committee: a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. -- Milton Berle
• A group of the unwilling, composed of the unfit, to do the unnecessary for the unaware in an untidy manner at an untimely moment employing unseemly tactics for the uninformed.
  Ah, give me a chance at that committee and we can really go nowhere fast and get there before most people even know that we left....