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Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so get used to it.
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Be wary of strong drink.
Bees are very busy souls They have no time for birth controls And that is why in times like these There are so many Sons of Bees.
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant p...
Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
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Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>

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