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Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.
BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'.
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet.
Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face....
Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twai
Be different: conform.

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