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• Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
• Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
  -- Rich Hall, Snigle...
• Parents Who Watch Television - Have Kids Who Watch Televisio
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
• Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment.
  They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into wars, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly....
• Television shows: those little interludes between the commercials.
• The FCC came along and it said no more cigarette commercials on television .
  .. I'd much rather watch a pretty girl offer me a cigarette than an old lady ask if I'm constipated....
• After a raise in salary you will have less money at the end of each month than you had before.
  -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
• public television is one of the most extravagant, over-capitalized institutions in our society .
  . a huge national conglomerate ...l almost every one of the major local stations in public television has an elaborate, state-of-the-art, and very expensive production facility....