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Beware of low-flying butterflies.
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwei
Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.
He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without ha...
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.
Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Bipolar, adj.
Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York...
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic

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