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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
-- Robin Hood...
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the price went up.
The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up....
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement.
Afterism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late....
APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the problems of the pa
it creates a new generation of coding bums....
APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
-- Roy Kei...

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