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Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal....
Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said.
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
Are you a turtle?
Are you a turtle?
Arguments with furniture are rarely productive." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice....
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
-- Mickey Mouse...
Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle

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