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Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date....
Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to measure progress.
Some cathedrals took a century to complete....
Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution. -- Paul Gaugui
Arthur's Laws of Love: (1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send wil...
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask...
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstei...
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -- Weise
As I was going up Punch Card Hill, Feeling worse and worser, There I met a C.
R.T. And it drop't me a cursor. C.R.T., C....

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